Funny Definitions

i found this in the website, something for my readers to laugh out loud, dont be shy ... LOL...

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments hims

( i like the "definition" for etc ... )

Tagged

AGAIN,, was tagged by someone else... ( he-who-must-not-be-named )

A-Z
A. Attached or single? The latter...
B. Best friend? a lot
C. Cake or pie? cakesssss
D. Day of choice? Friday
E. Essential item? Handphone ( add 1 more - laptop )
F. Favorite color? PINK PINK PINK
G. Gummy bears or worms? HATE wormsss
H. Hometown? born & live & study in KL
I. Favorite indulgence? Honey Milk
J. January or July? Errmmm,, September ??!!!
K. Kids? devil + angel ( 50:50 )
L. Life isn’t complete without? family & friends
M. Marriage date? ( as if i can see my future ...*duh* )
N. Number of magazine subscriptions? 2
O. Oranges or apples? oranges
P. Phobias? fear of CLOWN, INSECTS,
Q. Quotes? -
R. Reasons to smile? i just love to .....
S. Season of choice? Spring
T. Tag 10 people. Not this time
U. Unknown fact about me? i'm a shy 1
V. Vegetable? i'm a picky 1
W. Worst habit? colour my nails (finger's + toe's ) 24/7 ?!!!!
X. X-ray or ultrasound? never have 1 before, no idea
Y. Your favorite foods? u dont want me to list out, there are TOO MANY
Z. Zodiac sign? Virgo

2ND TAG

The age you’ll be on your next birthday - 21
Place you want to travel to - Paris, Japan, Hong Kong ( again ), Korea, Australia..................
Your favorite place - Home Sweet Home
Your favorite food - i dont give answer twice ><
Your favorite pet - rabbit, hamster, puppy ( i wish i have 1 )
Favorite color combination - PINK & black
Favorite piece of clothing - dress
Your all time favorite song - Fall For You
Favorite TV shows - One Tree Hill
First name of your significant other/crush - (how can i tell you here )
Which town do you live in - ...
Your screen name/nickname - nope, i prefer to use my real name
Your first job - Kindergarten teacher
Your dream job - dealing with people, 'stress-free', with real high income !!!
One bad habit that you have - i've answered
Worst fear - left alone w/o F&F
Things you’d like to do before you die - whatever things i suppose to do
The 1st thing you’ll buy if you get $1,000,000 - Car, House, Clothes & Shoes

3RD TAG
He/she have to come up with 7 interesting or random facts about them self and then tag 7 other people to do the same.

1. i ain't a Perfectionist even i'm a Virgo
2. Daydreaming is my parttime job
3. i sing badly
4. i'm a baby ( as i CRY too EASILY ) *sob*
5. order Honey Milk wherever i go ( unless they dont have it )
6. feel 'naked' if my nails are not coloured
7. i can really EAT A LOT, i'm not joking

( Who to Tag ?? those who are so lucky to have read this, and if u're too boring doing nothing, try this tag !!! )

Ideal Hubby....

老公就要找这样的！ ( Husband should be like this .. xD )

> *有点害羞，但曾在分别的街头，大声说我爱你。
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> *同我去庙里求签，轻轻捉住我的手一同跪下。
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> *言而有信。
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> *从来不迟到——我迟到他不生气。
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> *拥抱很久、很紧——每次我起身时几乎是需要慢慢推开他。
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> *睡得比我迟一点，醒来早一点。
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> *朦胧醒来轻呼我的名字——没有呼错。
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> *记得我的日期、鞋号、最怕的事。
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> *我很怕虫子，见到虫子大声尖叫他不会笑我。
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> *笑起来很像个坏蛋——其实不是。
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> *不舒服时，请假带我去看医生，回来路上买冰淇淋做励。
>
> *开车绝不喝酒，让我系上安全带。

( this an email i received from Nic, heheehehheehe... it's kinda interesting, and these qualities are SO TRUE !!! LOLz each and every1 of this, is really what WE want from our Hubby.. ) muahahahhahaha....

SO, guys please take note.

*\(^-^)/*

SMS i received ...

this is an interesting 1 ... i got it yesterday morning from a BFF of mine, i always dont used to read messages patienly / wont comprehend clearly enough, that's why -- i misunderstood this SMS.... *salah faham* larr,, here's the story :

original sms = " is it ok for you to CALL me now ?? there's a BAD NEWS about YOU..."

the version that i thought = " is it ok for me to call YOU now ? there's a BAD NEWS bout you "

so i was actually waiting & waiting & waiting ,,for her to call me larr,, and told me what happen.....

i replied her " yes, call / sms me now larr !! what bad news oh ... ? "

few minutes later, i sent " Wei !!! tell me lar,,wat's the bad news huh ?? u dont scare me larr "

i even comment in facebook, asking her -- why didnt u replied / called me ?? what happen ?

then, at night only i realised when i REread this sms..... Notice the the thingy in the RIGHT side, u gotta scroll down larr,,,,the message didnt just end there..... OMG !!!

" Surprise ? Forward to your friends... see whether how many of them right away call you before finishing the msg, haha !!! bla bla bla.................................................. MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! be happy alwayz, forget all your problems "

OMG !!! OMG !!! OMG !!! I was so embarrassing at that moment, i actually did that, i mean NOT CALLING her, but i did SMS her asking what happen,, usually i wont fool easily by such SMS, but i really had no idea what's happening to me,, LOL................. i took it so seriously, and it 'bug' me for quite q while too xD... then, i knew it already, i started to forward it to some of my friends, and see if there's any responds.... ( 1 called me, but i didnt get to answer him, it was in silent mode >,<>

When i was young ...

this post is just so random, out of no where, i am bored at home, flipiping through some old stack of photos, and *blink* .... "i want to blog & post some photos when i was so so so young " ... this had came into my mind, since i looked so cute, okay okay okay -- let my friends to have a look, how i look like during 20 / 19 years ago.....muaahhahaahhahah

the booster behind there, i still keep it, sleep with it tooo...

so far, i love this picture the most xD

together with my fellow buddies here.... lurve them bearie bearie much

i like this 1 too, @ my babysitter's house ....

i'm climbing up the stairs, wana reach my bedroom ASAP

see that ? i was drooling...... ( with my pal, pink panther )

where am i going ? it was dark outside .....

SHITting .... please dont disturb me , ok ? leave me alone

i miss it..............

( stay tuned for more photos ) ........

Illusions ....

Here's are some of the illusions that i found in the web & also from the email too....these are really interesting pictures, and i always dont know how they figure out such things or how they create it or how they realised or ......... i just think that ILLUSION is some magnificent things on earth, it's kinda like abstract and unbelievable,, i really salute people behind it !!! that's why i LURVE David Copperfield & David Blaine !!! ( Both are not human being, they are actually aliens from outer space, which we are yet to know which planet ... ) LOLzzzz

For those who can spot 9 faces in the picture above, are believe to have IQ = 180

Take note of the pillars ,, now answer -- round OR square in shaped ??

look at the 4 tiny spot in the middle, concentrate for 30seconds, then close ur eyes, move ur head up & face to the ceiling, gently open ur eyes now....SEE THAT !!! oh,, IT IS ______

i always hate such spiral picture, enough to make me feel sick !!! T.T

the girl in red is actually REAL / inside the jigsaw ??? ( U, urself make the conclusion )

focus on the centre - the black dot...and move ur head backward & forward ..YEAH, it's moving

freaking scary huh ??? i would have cry out loud...horrible ><

this is Albert Einstein, BUT -- try to stand up & take a few steps behind !!!

HE's still a "HE" / HE'S a "HER" now ........... lol

A : NO, it's not moving lar.... u idiot

B : YES, it is moving right now, non stop !!!

A : BUT....................................how could it be ? it's just a picture what ...

B : ask 10 people & they'll said " it's MOVING",, impossible if u're said it's not moving

Remeber this picture, scroll up to the 1st picture, and see how many u've found.... is there anybody with IQ = 180 ?? muahaha ^_____^ ( i only got 4, if i'm not mistaken )

Colours

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What I've Named so far:
Beige, Black, Blue, Brown, Dark blue, Dark brown, Dark green, Green, Grey, Indigo, Light blue, Maroon, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red, Silver, Turquoise, Violet, White, Yellow,

These are what i'd forgotten ( or maybe u can said - i duno ) :
Alice blue, Alizarin, Amaranth, Amber, Amethyst, Apricot, Aqua, Aquamarine, Asparagus, Auburn, Azure, Baby blue, Bistre, Blue green, Blue violet, Bondi blue, Brass, Bright green, Bright turquoise, Brilliant rose, Bronze, Buff, Burgundy, Burnt orange, Burnt sienna, Burnt umber, Camouflage green, Caput Mortuum, Cardinal, Carmine, Carnation pink, Carrot orange, Celadon, Cerise, Cerulean, Cerulean blue, Chartreuse, Chartreuse yellow, Chestnut, Chocolate, Cinnabar, Cinnamon, Cobalt, Copper, Copper rose, Coral, Coral red, Corn, Cornflower blue, Cosmic latte, Cream, Crimson, Cyan, Dark cerulean, Dark chestnut, Dark coral, Dark goldenrod, Dark khaki, Dark pastel green, Dark pink, Dark salmon, Dark slate gray, Dark spring green, Dark tan, Dark tangerine, Dark turquoise, Dark violet, Deep cerise, Deep fuchsia, Deep lilac, Deep magenta, Deep peach, Denim, Dodger blue, Ecru, Electric blue, Electric green, Electric indigo, Electric lime, Electric purple, Emerald, Eggplant, Falu red, Fern green, Flax, Forest green, French Rose, Fuchsia, Fuchsia Pink, Gamboge, Gold, Golden brown, Golden yellow, Goldenrod, Grey asparagus, Green yellow, Han Purple, Harlequin, Heliotrope, Hollywood Cerise, Hot Magenta, Hot Pink, Klein Blue, Islamic green, Ivory, Jade, Kelly green, Khaki, Lavender, Lemon, Lemon chiffon, Lilac, Lime, Linen, Magenta, Malachite, Maya blue, Mauve, Mauve Taupe, Medium blue, Medium carmine, Medium purple, Midnight Blue, Mint Green, Misty rose, Moss green, Mountbatten pink, Mustard, Navajo white, Navy Blue, Ochre, Old Gold, Old Lace, Old Lavender, Old Rose, Olive, Olive Drab, Olivine, Orange Peel, Orange Red, Orchid, Pale blue, Pale brown, Pale carmine, Pale chestnut, Pale cornflower blue, Pale magenta, Pale pink, Pale red violet, Papaya whip, Pastel green, Pastel pink, Peach, Peach orange, Peach yellow, Pear, Periwinkle, Persian blue, Persian green, Persian indigo, Persian red, Persian pink, Persian rose, Persimmon, Pine Green, Pink orange, Powder blue, Puce, Prussian blue, Psychedelic purple, Pumpkin, Raw umber, Red violet, Robin egg blue, Rose, Rose Taupe, Royal blue, Royal purple, Russet, Rust, Safety Orange, Saffron, Sapphire, Salmon, Sandy brown, Sangria, Scarlet, School bus yellow, Sea Green, Seashell, Selective yellow, Sepia, Shamrock green, Shocking Pink, Sky Blue, Slate grey, Smalt, Spring bud, Spring green, Steel blue, Tan, Tangerine, Tangerine yellow, Taupe, Tea Green, Tea rose, Teal, Tenne, Terra cotta, Thistle, Tyrian purple, Ultramarine, Vermilion, Viridian, Wheat, Wisteria, Zinnwaldite,

try out urself

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Spelling Bee ?!

I Scored a 80%!

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can you survive ?

i fail this challenge !!! *sob*

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NASA's Answer Key & Explanation ( the correct answer )
This is how NASA would have prioritized these items, going from top to bottom (most important to least important).
Item
NASA's Reasoning
2 50-kg tanks of oxygen
Most pressing survival need (weight is not a factor since gravity is one-sixth of the Earth's -- each tank would weigh only about 17 lbs. on the moon)
20 liters of water
Needed for replacement of tremendous liquid loss on the light side
1 star chart
Primary means of navigation - star patterns appear essentially identical on the moon as on Earth
4 packages of food concentrate
Efficient means of supplying energy requirements
1 solar-powered radio set
For communication with mother ship (but FM requires line-of-sight transmission and can only be used over short ranges)
20m nylon rope
Useful in scaling cliffs and tying injured together
1 first-aid kit
Treat injury or sickness. Needles connected to vials of vitamins, medicines, etc. will fit special aperture in NASA space suit
1 large piece of insulating fabric
Shelter from the sun
3 signal flares
Use as distress signal when the mother ship is sighted
2 45-caliber pistols, loaded
Possible means of self-propulsion
1 case of dehydrated milk
Bulkier duplication of food concentrate
1 portable heating unit
Not needed unless on the dark side
1 flashlight
Not needed unless on the dark side
1 magnetic compass
The magnetic field on the moon is not polarized, so it's worthless for navigation
1 box of matches
Virtually worthless -- there's no oxygen on the moon to sustain combustion

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things to do during free time

here are some of the colour i got,,bought 2 more recently....(the 7th & 8th )

this is colour (the 8th fr the left )...'colour' them on Sunday

Job Wanted

What kind of part time job should i look for ??

i really need to go out and work lar, during this coming 2 months break, i need $$$, and also to fill up those free time..... $$ needed to achieve these 3 main short term goals : -

1. want to buy a lot of new clothes ( CNY is coming, LOL.....formal outfits for nex sem)

2. cut short my hair til shoulder length, then -- either dye / highlight lar.....

3. to buy some other Nu Skin products, i want a smooth and flawless skin ...something to do with my face lar.....

a brave decision !

I LOVE YOU !

again, i have something interesting to share with you all today ...haha..
it's an email i received, i think it was yesterday .. some might have seen it before as i had forwarded to some of my frens.... to those who didnt get it, harap maaf ,,LOL.....

what are you waiting for ?? scroll down and read it lar...see how many of the language you heard before, and after this, see how many you can remember and also use it in your future....muahaha...

I love you

English - I love you.

Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie

French - Je T'aime

Hindu - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hae

Czech - Miluji Te

Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta

Italian - Ti Amo

Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu

German - Ish Libe Dish

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni（我爱你）

Greek - S'agapo

Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi

Lithuianian - Tav Myliu

Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo

Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru

Romanian - Te Ubsec

Bosnian - Volim Te

Albanian - Te Dua

Filipino - Mahal Kita

Spanish - Te Amo